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Date Posted: 14:29:44 10/02/08 Thu One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides > > to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to > > take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her > > book. > > Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and > > says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' > > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' > > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at > any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' > > 'For reading a book,' she replies, > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' > > 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at > any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' > > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the > > woman. > > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. > > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could > start at any moment.' > > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. > > > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |