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Date Posted: 21:57:58 12/05/07 Wed >A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around >the block?" > >Mom replies,"No, because she is in heat." > >"What's that mean?" asked the child. > >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." > >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I >take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said >the dog was in heat, and to come to you." > >The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a >rag, soaked it with >gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, >and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only >go one time around the block." > >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later >with no dog o n the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?" > > >(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!) > > >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway >down the block, so >another dog is pushing her home." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |