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Subject: Ed is missing


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Anonymous
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Date Posted: 15:47:17 02/22/08 Fri


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the
house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

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