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Subject: Lifesavers


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Date Posted: 22:45:42 03/27/07 Tue


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After
eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said,"I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.

"One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

"Oh, my God!! They're ass-holes!"

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