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Date Posted: 00:23:43 03/29/07 Thu Fart Football. > > An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas > and says, "Seven Points." > > His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" > > The old man replied, "It's fart football." > > A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says" Touchdown, tie score." > > After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. > I'm ahead 14 to 7." > > Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie > score." > > Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, > I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. > > He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat > is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally > poops in the bed. > > The wife says, "What the hell was that?" > > The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." > [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |