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Author: Anonymous |
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Date Posted: 00:32:21 03/29/07 Thu Hot Day In Arkansas It was a miserable hot day in Arkansas, and these two black ladies were walking down the street when one says to the other, "Eloise, honey,it is so hot out here today, why don't we take off our panties so's we be cool?" Eloise says, "Oh I don't know Mary Jane, I be too embarrassed." So they walk on a bit further and pretty soon Mary Jane says, "Eloise, honey, I just can' t stand this heat. We jess got's to take off our panties so's we be cool." And Eloise says, "Mary Jane, I juss can't, I be too embarrassed." So they continue for a few more blocks, when suddenly Mary Jane stops and points to the porch of a house where an enormous black woman is sitting with her skirt hiked up to her navel, no panties on and eating a slice of watermelon. "Look at dat. I bet she's cool.' And Mary Jane says, "Less go axe her." "Big fat Mama, yo sittin up here on de poche of dis house, what with yo skirt hiked up to yo navel, no panties on and eatin dat watermelon...tells us... is you cool?" And the woman says, "Honey child...I don't no nuffin bout being cool,but it sho do keep de flies off my watermelon [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Now that is just plain disgusting. (NT) | Anonymous | 21:10:33 03/29/07 Thu |