Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your
contribution is not tax-deductible.)
PayPal Acct: 
Feedback: 
Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):
| [ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, [8], 9, 10 ] |
Subject:  How to "Spring Clean" ~ Sugar Cookie |
|
|
Author: Anonymous |
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
Date Posted: 10:04:52 04/16/07 Mon Howdy y’all! I bet each and every one of my beautiful Laughing Lady gal pals is looking forward to that ritual the hubby’s call “Spring Cleaning” about as much as we look forward to a yeast infection or a root canal! But anyway~ I will move on! I know we would prefer to be on a beach somewhere with a fruity drink in one hand, being fed an exotic fruit by a delectable cabana boy-toy named Miguel that has absolutely NO TAN LINES ~ after a night of almost sinful sex with said cabana boy! (How do you think we would know about those tan lines?? DUHHHHHHH!) But instead- we are faced with the drudgery of wiping down walls (how the hell does Dr.Pepper spray that HIGH??) cleaning behind the beds (if that asshole clips his toenails and tosses then in the rear of this bed AGAIN- he just MAY find them in his freakin’ Lasagna!) washing curtains (interesting! This is where I hid the PEEPS last Easter!) and dusting things that may not have been dusted since LAST spring (dust BUNNY?? This is a dang dust ELEPHANT!) But ALAS!! Sugar Cookie has the cure for what ails you my delightful friends! Just follow these few simple steps and you will be through with the dreaded chore called (UGGGHH!) Spring Cleaning! You may want to save this- it is LIFE CHANGING!!!! HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" 6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly..... 7. Feel better? Works for me! You will need to excuse me now- I am a bit weary from all of this effort!! I am off to my fantasy about Miguel again! Ta Ta!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |