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Subject: My son and his best buddy attended their High School prom this past Sat. evening and I thought I would help them out by creating a "Top Ten" list for them. I thought this might come in handy for some of you or for others it might be pure amusement. Here you go! Just as I gave it to the boys Sat. afternoon (minus the names) ~ Sugar Cookie


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Date Posted: 13:36:18 05/07/07 Mon

TEN things you should NEVER say to your date on prom night……

10- Is THAT what you are wearing? Was it on the ½ price rack????

9- You know, you are lucky to be going with ME to my prom!!

8- Did you see that babe over there checking me out?

7- You know- I was thinking- I saw your mom earlier this evening and I PRAY you do not grow up to look ANYTHING like HER!

6- “You look groovy/shagedelic” or anything else that archaic or outdated. (Or “At least you look better than you usually do!)

5- Is that thing on your forehead a pimple or are you posing as a unicorn?

4 – Ohh my- have “we” put on a few pounds? (said while pinching her tummy)

3- Please-Please- PLEASE tell me that is a wig and your REAL hair is under there!!!

2- Hey sweetie- it seems that I forgot my wallet- can you pay for the dinner and I will get back to you on that???

And the number one thing NOT to say to her on Prom night is…..
Drum roll please!

1- Ummm…… What’s your name again??????


Boys-
I will NOT lecture (much) - but you both have been raised to treat a young lady with the respect and dignity that she deserves. Remember, one day there may be a young man such as yourselves taking your daughters to prom!! We are counting on you to treat these girls with the reverence they deserve! Have fun and I hope my little joke made you smile.
Love- Mom

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LOL... Too funny Sugar Cookie.... Here's one you could add to your list... "Hey can I borrow visa for the hotel room." ... ~Mr. Man~ (NT)Anonymous15:18:56 05/07/07 Mon

Funny and lovely at the same time! I love the note on the bottom! KUDOS!!! I bet they will have great memories and had a good laugh! Saggy Baggy (NT)Anonymous17:13:44 05/07/07 Mon


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