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Subject: signs~tiggerrrt


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Date Posted: 09:45:55 02/01/07 Thu
 I've seen some funny "watch your kid signs" around here lately. Has anyone else saw any?

Sign at animal shelter "Children left unattended will be given a puppy or kitten or both"

Sign at teacher's store "Unattended children will be allowed to test poster paints"

Anyone??
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I remember when I was 17 at Disney World on a jungle boat ride, the "guide" said that any children left behind after 24 hours would have their feet nailed to the floor and sent to the "It's a Small World" ride and forced to sing all day long! LOL ~Zebrachick (NT)Anonymous10:25:45 02/01/07 Thu
Our local library has a sign that says children left unattended will be used as puppets during story telling hour. And the pool at our apartments says anyone under 16 unattended in the pool area will be fed to the sharks Saggy Baggy (NT)Anonymous11:12:35 02/01/07 Thu
Sign in front of my dd's elem school front curb reads "NO PARKING NO STOPPING PICK UP DROP OFF CHILDREN ONLY" ....... without stopping? (NT)Anonymous06:42:07 02/11/07 Sun
Drop,tuck,roll---hope they have an ambulance at the school just in case LOL!!! Saggy Baggy (NT)Anonymous08:36:30 02/11/07 Sun
My daughter played upon the "Slow Deaf Children" signs while taking drivers ed. She kept telling the instructor they shouldn't pick on those poor kids. (NT)Anonymous09:17:42 02/12/07 Mon
"Woman's Maternity" at a store. Is there Men's maternity? How about just "Maternity". (NT)Anonymous08:57:53 02/25/07 Sun
I saw pointing the way to "Graves Cemetery" huh? what else is in a cemetery besides graves? LOL (NT)Anonymous22:23:10 03/05/07 Mon
I saw one at my tax preparer's office. It wasn't funny but to the point. "I do not have children and this is not a playground. If you bring children be prepared to entertain them yourselves, quietly or DO NOT BRING THEM HERE." I thought, well she made her point. (NT)Anonymous09:24:13 03/06/07 Tue
We have a hells canyon and devils road. I guess the settlers in our area were anti God. petpet (NT)Anonymous19:54:23 03/06/07 Tue
there is also one in the unisex bathroom of the coffee stand I go to that says "gentlemen, it is not that big, please take a step closer and aim well" petpet (NT)Anonymous19:55:30 03/06/07 Tue
Tere used to be a sign "DEAD END" where a street deadended on the road with the cemetry in full view. The sign was evidentually removed despite the fact it was a dead end guess they thought the cemetry was enopugh of a message! (NT)Anonymous16:07:43 03/07/07 Wed
saw this one at the port when coming home from a cruise. (NT)Anonymous02:11:52 03/15/07 Thu

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