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Date Posted: 01:11:01 03/07/07 Wed Fw: IRS >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >Subject: IRS >>> >>> >>> >>> >> The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him >>> >>> to the IRS office. The >>> >>> >> IRS auditor is not surprised when Ralph shows up >>> >>> with his attorney. >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> So the auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an >>> >>> extravagant lifestyle and >>> >>> >> no full-time employment, which you explain by >>> >>> saying that you win money >>> >>> >> gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that >>> >>> believable. >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says >>> >>> Ralph. "How about a >>> >>> >> demonstration?" >>> >>> >> The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay, >>> >>> go ahead." >>> >>> >> Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that >>> >>> I can bite my left >>> >>> >> eye." >>> >>> >> The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! >>> >>> It's a bet." Ralph >>> >>> >> removes his glass eye and bites it. >>> >>> >> The auditor's jaw drops. Ralph says, "Now, I'll >>> >>> bet you two thousand >>> >>> >> dollars that I can bite my other eye." >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he >>> >>> takes the bet. Ralph >>> >>> >> removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The >>> >>> stunned auditor now realizes >>> >>> >> he has wagered and lost three grand,with Ralph's >>> >>> attorney as a witness. He >>> >>> >> starts to get nervous. >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> "Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph says. "I'll >>> >>> bet you six thousand >>> >>> >> dollars that I can stand on one side of your >>> >>> desk, and pee into the >>> >>> >> wastebasket on the other side of it, and never >>> >>> get a drop anywhere in >>> >>> >> between." >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but >>> >>> he looks carefully and >>> >>> >> decides there's no way this guy can manage that >>> >>> stunt, so he agrees >>> >>> >> again. >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his >>> >>> pants, but although he >>> >>> >> strains mightily, he cannot make the stream reach >>> >>> the wastebasket on other >>> >>> >> side, so he pretty much urinates all over the >>> >>> auditor's desk. >>> >>> >> >>> >>> >> The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has >>> >>> just turned a major >>> >>> >> loss into a huge win. But Ralph's attorney moans >>> >>> and puts his head in his >>> >>> >> hands. >>> >>> >> "Are you okay?" the auditor asks. >>> >>> >> "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, >>> >>> when Ralph told me he'd >>> >>> >> been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty >>> >>> thousand dollars that he could >>> >>> >> come in here and piss all over an IRS official's >>> >>> desk and that you'd be happy >>> >>> >> about it... >>> >>> >>> >> > > [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Wish I was that smart LOL!!! Saggy Baggy (NT) | Anonymous | 12:26:10 03/07/07 Wed |