Keith, whatever you do, please don't call me "baby"! And another thing, you've just got to stop undulating that guitar when you play....that quick up and down and up and down motion is really obscene and frankly, I can't stand to see you do it ever again. Oh, and Keith, one more last thing...don't ever, ever rub and scratch your scruff when you're talking to me! Dang, there is one more thing afterall! Don't ever, never ever, go out in public without proper underwear. That would be totally disgusting and a complete turn off. -- The KLUB

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