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Subject: Re: NEW RANT ALERT


Author:
Anthony
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Date Posted: 12:04:58 05/22/01 Tue
In reply to: Zisel ben 's message, "Re: NEW RANT ALERT" on 11:55:19 05/22/01 Tue

Oh, don't try to resist the intelligence, ZB! You will only be confounded by the might of a truly unique intellect. Listen, this person proved me wrong! He/She has taught me that I am an idiot, and I am thankful. Heh, he/she is right about you, ZB...you are really ME! That's right! I am talking to myself when I talk to you! So glad that whole mess was sorted out! Whew! So ZB, I am you and you are me. Is that from a song? Heh, no matter! I have no need for trifles such as thought in life any longer! Free, I tell you, FREE!

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:12:50 05/22/01 Tue

*LOL*

What the hell is this? Now, I'M confused.

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Anthony
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Date Posted: 12:16:04 05/22/01 Tue

You're confused because you are not up to my level of enlightenment, old chum! Ha ha haaaaaa! Now, how is YOUR pretentiousness these days, dear? Are you practicing you pretention retention exercises?

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:20:52 05/22/01 Tue

Haha. Very clever. :)

No, I am not practicing any type of retention these days, 'twould only be my downfall if I did so. I am fully ready to receive and project any inner beauty that is churning from inside of me. It simply comes naturally. I don't know how else to explain it to the base minds around us.

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Anthony
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Date Posted: 12:22:31 05/22/01 Tue

Now pay close attention, young student, for I am about to impart to you the wisdom of the Internet Scholar. He/She is beyond all reproach. This enigmatic being's understanding of everything is unparalleled. "IT" (for how can we really try to put a sex to such intellect) has won every spelling bee in three systems! "IT" simply knows all! Now, the lesson:

"...an empty guestbook is like the sound of one hand clapping. Isn't that very philosophical and Eastern of me? Oh wait, that was sarcasm and very Western. I should move to the East and get some enlightenment, but wait, I am on the East coast. Isn't that East enough, or is it just the East side of the ugly West. Aren't we East of the East. Doesn't that make us the East and them the West? Well I think we named them the East because we all thought we were the center of the world and they were the East of us. Listen to me, with my arrogance, how Western of me.

Put Scooter on the phone. We can't. He's gone East, not really but in his mind, because he thinks that if he "emerges" himself in a culture that he has never visited or encountered physically, but only knows through books, he will be so much more knowledgeable of how life works and should work. Besides, how can we put Scooter on the phone? The phone is soooo Western."

Thus endeth the lesson. Can you not feeeeeel yourself filling with insight? Ah, yes, savor the rush of being closer to the final arbiter of all that is great and terrible on the Internet! Mmmmmmmm, the words of "Jim Bob" are like nectar to the tongue.

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 12:50:21 05/22/01 Tue

Oh my. You have most definitely outdone youself, Sir, Scholar, Sage 'O My Intellectual Desires! I am filling up fast, I fear I might drown. Oooh, here comes another wave...sweet sweet nectar...

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Vin Diesel
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Date Posted: 12:55:45 05/22/01 Tue

Yo, baby, you sound hot talkin about that "wave" stuff. Try hangin with me, Vin Diesel. I'm built, I'm bald, and I got a new movie coming out soon.

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Zisel ben
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Date Posted: 13:00:31 05/22/01 Tue

Oooh. I'm impressed.

1. I need a man with hair.

2. I don't care how big your muscles are.

3. So, you're in a movie...and?

"Smallest oceans still get big, big waves." Eddie Vedder

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