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Date Posted: 06:04:37 09/26/09 Sat
Author: Joel
Subject: Football Jocks Bet/Loss/Spank Club Game 5

The listed high school varsity football players below have bet their butts to help secure a winning season for our high school and will put our butts on the line to win, but if we make a mistake each player is willing to take one swat for each mistake made on their bare butt with a wooden paddle for fumbles, not blocking, causing penalties, not tackling, not knowing plays, etc.
If a team loss occurs the difference in score in our loss will result in each player to have to have one swat for each point applied to their bare for punishment.
The following players agreed to this:
Joel (offensive end), Luke (offensive end), Sean (quarterback), Darrell (offensive running back), John (offensive half-back), Kyle (defensive tackle), Dustin (defensive tackle0, Jason (defensive middle linbacker) and Matt (offensive-defensive center).
Game 5 of the Jocks Bet Club was played away on Friday, 9-25-2009, in a league conference game, both Jocks and other school entered with l-l records in conference play.
The following game results occured:
1st QT. Other school makes a lyd. TD, point kick good and score is 7-0, in an 81 yd. drive.
Other school scores a 37yd. TD pass, point kick no good and score is: l3-0.
2nd QT. Joel of the Jocks scores on a 55yd. run from a pass from quarterback Sean, 5:53 left to play, point kick good and score is l3-7.
Jocks defense stops good drive of opposing team, and with l second left to play on Jocks offense they couldn't get a pass to work to score a TD.
3rd QT. Saw defensive line of the Jocks become offsides on a 4th down/2yrds. to go and results in opposing team to receive a first down in a threat for a possible TD pass later.
Kyle of the Jocks intercepts on the 36 yd.line a pass of the opposing team, with 2:03 left to play that could have resulted in a possible TD.
End of 3rd. quarter score is: l3-7 still.
4th QT. Jocks quarterback Sean on a 4-2 down receives a penalty and results in opposing team to take over ball in good field position.
On a 3rd down of opposing team the Jocks defense breaksdown and allowing a lst down for opposing team at 5:35 left to play.
Opposing team on 7yd. line, 3rd down, causes Jocks defensive team to go offsides, penalty given and next play the opposing team scores touchdown, and then 2 point conversion to make score 21-7, 2:25 left in game.
Jocks try to get drive going, get far as l0yd. line on a 4-5 down and Jocks quarterback Sean throws an incomplete caught pass.
Opposing team takes over and runs clock out.
Final Score: Opposing Team - 21
Jocks Spanked - 7
The following penalties resulted in Jock players receiving in private bare butt swats with a paddle:
All 9 team members each receive 14 swats each for the difference in the final score:
The following Jock players receive extra penalty swats to their bare butt for the following:
Quarterback Sean - receives 7 swats for 7 incomplete passes.
Joel (offense) - 3 swats for not catching 3 passes.
Luke (offense) - l swat for not catching l pass.
Kyle (defense) - l swat for offsides.
Matt (defense) - l swat for offsides.
Darrell (defense) - l swat for offsides.
Dustin (defense) - l swat for offsides.
John (defense) - l swat for offsides.
Jason (defense) - l swat for offsides.
The opposing teams quarterback was 5 for 8 in passes for 65yd. Jocks quarterback Sean was 6 for l3 psses for 45yds.
Jocks had total of 2ll yds. rushing to 2l6 for the opposing team rushing.
Jocks now have an overall season record of 3-2 and are l-2 in conference play and are in 3rd. place.
The opposing Jocks played have an overal season record now of 3-2 and conference league record of 2-1.
Comments by Jocks Coach after game: "the opposing team took advantage of our offensive team and slowed their production down. Our defense mistakes allowed the opposing team to secure the win."
The Jocks next game will be home on Friday, Oct. 2, 2009, with them playing at their HOMECOMING. The opposing team is usually tough to beat, because of bigger size players.

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