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Date Posted: 04:43:36 10/15/01 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: "Nice binoculars, Stardoe," Kande chuckles.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande staggers from the ship's hold" on 08:47:02 10/13/01 Sat

"The pink really sets off the red in your eyes." Kande is now bent over double, slapping her knee over her joke. Hoo-wee, she really cracks herself up. After a couple of minutes, she notices no one else is laughing. She stands up. "What?"

Stardoe hops off the takhi and slings the binoculars in kande's direction. Kande steps back, thereby revealing her fear of anything pink. She picks up a stick and pushes it toward her sister. KS picks them up and tries them out.

"Not bad. Low tech, but good power." She hooks them on her assassin utility belt and turns back to JD. "Now, about this Stooges thing..."

The mayor grabs Stardoe by the arm and pulls her aside. She quickly explains the IG invasion. "...and Kande now does pedicures at the klub. So you see, Stardoe, we really need you to put your brilliant mind to work and round up all those IslandGirls!"

"I DO NOT DO PEDICURES!!!" Kande screams.

"Put me down for Tuesday at 2:00, 'k?" Rabid says. Bubba nods and makes a note on a calendar. Rabid turns to Stardoe. "I'd love to help you round up the IG clan, but...," she pats the cast on her arm.

"I thought you got that thing off 2 weeks ago!" says Stardoe.

Rabid breaks out in a sweat. "Why, no, why would you say such a thing?"

"Because I signed your cast and this one is clean!"

Everyone gasps and takes a step toward Rabid to confirm Stardoe's accusation. Rabid slowly begins to back away. Suddenly, she turns and bolts for the library. No one is following her, but she runs the whole way anyway. She slams the door after going inside. The only sound heard is the locking of deadbolts and other various locks.

"I was just asking a question," shrugs Stardoe.

"About the mass invasion of IslandGirls...?" The mayor urges everyone back to the matter at hand. Once again enjoying the attention of her adoring public, the mayor clears her voice and begins laying out her plan. "First, we need to..."

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Replies:

Donate a whole bunch of money to the ...uh...Shipperville IG roundup fund -- Kande's Sis, 13:41:50 10/15/01 Mon
- "What we need to do is find out -- CW, 21:09:32 10/15/01 Mon
  - While Stardoe scours the alien ship... -- kande, 03:40:44 10/16/01 Tue
    - ...see if she gets huge green gooey lumps... -- Kande's Sis, 19:46:04 10/17/01 Wed
      - Looks around for Rabid.... -- kenamom, trying not to look bored while CW rambles on, 19:10:03 10/21/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the library... -- kande, 04:36:21 10/22/01 Mon
        Still mumbling about Curley, Moe and gang, -- CW, 20:35:24 10/22/01 Mon
        JD starts to back up to the door -- kenamom, 09:00:02 10/23/01 Tue