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Date Posted: 08:47:02 10/13/01 Sat
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Kande staggers from the ship's hold
In reply to: Rabid, who thinks she may have the short end of the EENIE... 's message, "As Stardoe navigates the cleavage (I mean pass...uhm....gorge...that is...ahhhh...VALLEY) between Mt.DF1 & Mt.DF2...." on 18:10:49 10/12/01 Fri

Bubba scampers after her with a gas mask on.

"Give me that!" KM attacks Bubba and claws the mask off. She successfully wrangles it from him and stands up, looking like a giant insect in pink.

KS starts waving around a hand-held fan from her the-prepared-assassin-fannypack. Soon the stench has dispensed enough that the group can grill Kande over the IG clones' habits.

"It was horrible," Kande groans. "She made me help her shave her back." She shudders and commences wringing her hands. "And I had to give her a pedicure."

"Ooh, I didn't know you knew how to do that!" KS shrills. "How much do you charge?"

Kande eyes the shoes KS has on,recognizing them as the pair she had forgotten to put odor-eaters in. "You couldn't pay me enough!" she declares.

"SILENCE!" the Mayor roars. The crowd grumbles about her bossiness but quickly complies. "We have to figure out a way to round up the IG's. Any ideas?"

The clopping of a takhi is heard in the silence that follows this question. Stardoe comes into view past a grove of trees. KS turns to JD in the silence and says "Are you saying I don't get the stooges thing?"

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Replies:

"Nice binoculars, Stardoe," Kande chuckles. -- kande, 04:43:36 10/15/01 Mon
- Donate a whole bunch of money to the ...uh...Shipperville IG roundup fund -- Kande's Sis, 13:41:50 10/15/01 Mon
  - "What we need to do is find out -- CW, 21:09:32 10/15/01 Mon
    - While Stardoe scours the alien ship... -- kande, 03:40:44 10/16/01 Tue
      - ...see if she gets huge green gooey lumps... -- Kande's Sis, 19:46:04 10/17/01 Wed
        Looks around for Rabid.... -- kenamom, trying not to look bored while CW rambles on, 19:10:03 10/21/01 Sun
        Meanwhile, back at the library... -- kande, 04:36:21 10/22/01 Mon
        Still mumbling about Curley, Moe and gang, -- CW, 20:35:24 10/22/01 Mon
        JD starts to back up to the door -- kenamom, 09:00:02 10/23/01 Tue