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Date Posted: 08:12:11 11/21/01 Wed
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: DBTL stops KM with a hand to the face
In reply to: kande 's message, "As KS screeches to a halt in DBTL's driveway..." on 04:02:05 11/21/01 Wed

Still demurely licking her popsicle, DBTL calmly watches as KM flails away at the end of her arm and then stops, exhausted, after a few minutes.

"Pooped?" DBTL asks sympathetically as KM struggles to regain her breath.

"I'm not that old!" KM finally manages to hiss at her. She looks around wildly and then makes the fatal mistake of pointing at KS. "She's older! Plus, she's perimenopausal."

The gathered crowd gasps and then all flatten themselves against any available object that's as far away from KS as humanly possible. KS draws herself up and glares at KM.

"It's obvious to everyone, hon," KM consoles her. "The hot flashes when your face turns red, the uncontrollable fits of rage when your hormones fluctuate..."

"But, she's always been like that," Kande butts in.

KS's face turns red and she begins to holler. "I'm fair-skinned! And my rages are valid, I grew up with Kande."

"Hey!" Kande retorts and then the two start arguing. DBTL looks around with glee. Everything is going exactly as planned. She glances at her watch. It was almost time for her science project to begin.

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