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Date Posted: 10:55:15 11/25/01 Sun
Author: kenamom pulling a thick book from her bag.
Subject: "Hormones are a good thing"
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "DBTL stops KM with a hand to the face" on 08:12:11 11/21/01 Wed

The crowd quietens down as they see the title, "Hormones: A Womans Best Friend"

"It says here that surges of estrogen stimulate brain activity, and that with age and declining estrogen levels after menopause explains why women are more suseptable to dementia" kenamom reads on.

KS's eyes go wide. "But I am perimenapausal, so that means I am at my peak."

"Exactly!" kenamom reads on, "It also says that testerone eats surplus neurons in some areas of the brain while estrogen may protect them."

"So not only am I at the smartest time in my life, I have always been smarter then most men?" KS smiles knowingly at JD.

"Yup, that about it." kenamom closes the book and looks at a sad DBTL. "Don't worry dear, you will enter your perimenapausal stage one day, then you too can know it all."

DBTL sighs, "I know that. It's just such a long way to go, and I have so much to learn. May I borrow that book Mayor?"

"Of course dear, anything I can do to help you acheive your goal"

KS turns to a quiet kande who is contemplating what she had just learned. KS raises an eyebrow and smiles, "I guess you have something to say????"

"um.....ya......well...I guess I was ...um...kind of...well." kande puts her hand to her forehead and breaks out into a big smile. "HOT FLASH!"

"NO WAY, your way to young to be this smart" KS says defiantly, "your lying"

"Nope, kande starts to wave an imiginary fan in front of her face, "COULD SOMEONE TURN DOWN THE HEAT"

"we are outside" DBTL says absent mindedly as she reads silently from the book the mayor has lent her.

"I AM CHANGING!!!" kande yells triumphantly. KS glowers at her sister then pushes her down.

"Stop that" kande pushes her back. soon the two sisters are rolling on the ground. DBTL looks up and says with a smile, "Thats the testerone thats making them do that isn't it mayor?"

"Yes, your catching on!"

kenamom, who really read an article about this this morning.

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Replies:

Meanwhile, DBTL's boyfriend.... -- DBTL, 19:32:32 11/25/01 Sun
- DBTL mutters into the phone to her boyfriend -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:28 11/29/01 Thu
  - "Hey, young lady!" Kenamom yells after the speeding car. -- kande, 04:32:58 12/05/01 Wed