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Date Posted: 21:05:22 09/03/01 Mon
Author: moiraxxx waving at all .mw nodding WAKE UP MW cough sorry
Subject: fashion tips

hello all i was thinking fashion and our lovely lady and feel that s/he would look really good in velvet.satin and silk.but then i realised compared to what s/he could be wearing in times past its great that s/he like the rest of us dosent have to hehehe....
for example living wigs....they were a great hit for dinner parties and other gatherings they consisted of powdered wigs with a compartment built in the centre which provided a home for say a fieldmouse or a small bird...these would run around the compartment at their leisure while you mingled at yours..my thought get wise and get yourself a mynah bird who could talk to people round you and give a few tips on how you were feeling eg...you are sitting next to a handsome man playing cool and your mynah bird could help with little comments like:"she fancies you get in there fella and snog her" or "you seem like a nice boy ,much nicer than the others shes been out with do you fancy a coffee" in reality of course this didnt happen the animals just ran around leaving poo everywhere and making a noise quite a picture...and snogging must have been difficult with small animals hanging on for grim death in your wig...perhaps they were early family planning..after all its a bit embarrasing when your wig draws attention to a very private moment by squeaking or tweeting ....
then we have the hedgehog type headresses worn around the time of agincourt...lets hope these women made a mental note note not to sit against furniture or tree trunks if pressed when trying to leave they would rip their own heads off...but then as their paramour would be in full armour perhaps they were spared that by being crushed to death in a clinch....
i could go on and on...and do frequently but fashion whatever we think about it is a lot better now than it was and a lot safer....but i still think velvet silk and satin would be cool on mr i...
tomorrow useful toiletry tips like how to brush your teeth with a housebrick or lead paste your foundation and fill in the holes it caused in your face....
take care and its good to be bale to drop in...you are all smashers
moiraxxx glads to be about

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