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Date Posted: 15:43:46 08/13/01 Mon
Author: bluemelon
Subject: Hey Shirlym, I really enjoyed the presentations by The Little Ops of Horror at the con (my favorite was “I Remember It Well” but I was sitting way way back at the banquet. Is there any chance that you will post a transcript?
In reply to: Shirleym 's message, "How To Go To An LFN Con (Susan W, you're post brought back so many memories...) (r)" on 01:03:49 08/12/01 Sun


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[> [> Sure, Bluemelon. I'll do it little by little as I piece all back together. :D Here's "You'll Be in Section"(r) -- Shirleym, 23:56:26 08/13/01 Mon

YOU'LL BE IN SECTION
(Sung to "Dentist!" from Little Shop of Horrors)

(Little Ops of Horror come out dressed in white lab coats with torture twin glasses and little yellow briefcases.)


When I was younger, just a STRANGE little kid
My momma noticed funny THINNNNNGS I did
Like playing surgeon, but I didn't scrub...
I made my straight jackets a little too snug

And then when all my friends were close to dead
That's when my momma said

{{What did she say}}??

She said, "My child I think some day
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies PAY!"

YOU'LL be in Se-hec-tionnnnnnn
You have a talent for causing things PAIN
{{{PAIN!}}}
YOU'LL be in Se-hec-tionnnnnnn
People will pay you to be in-hu-MANE
{{{IN-HU-MANE!}}}
Your temperments wrong for the convent
And teaching would suit you still LESS
YOU'LL be in Se-hec-tionnnnnnnnn
You'll be a *success*

Here she is, girls, the mistress of the chair!
Watch her open that case - {{{OH MY GAWWWWWD}}}
She's in torture and she's bad enough to be - really good
Who wants their cheeks done by the Marquis de Sade?
It won't hurt...
When she's done

Oh SHUT UP
GET the chair
Here I coooooooooooome!

I am in Se-hec-tiooooooon
And I enjoy the career that I picked
{{{Love it!}}}
I am in Se-hec-tiooooooon
And I get off on the pain I inflict
{{{Really LOVE it!}}}

I THRILL - when a finger gets busted
I swell when they tell me I'm mal-a-jus-ted
Se-hec-tiooooooooon

And though it may cause some undue distress
{{{DIS-TRESS}}}
Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me
I know, I know, Madeline's PROUD of me

Ohhhhhh, Maddy!

'Cause I'm in Se-hec-tioooooooon
And a *suc-cess*

Say Ahhhhhhhhhhh
{{{Ahhhhhhhh}}}
Say Ahhhhhhhhhhh
{{{AHHHH~hhhhhhh}}}
Say Ahhhhhhhhhhh
{{{AHHHHHHHHHHHH!}}}

Now SIT!! :D


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[> [> [> Thank you so very much!!! Can't wait for the others! -- bluemelon, 00:06:49 08/14/01 Tue


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