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Date Posted: 12:49:31 08/28/05 Sun
Author: nancy Z
Subject: You all can kiss my ass!

Look here, get over it. I am on a mission to do two things in life. The first is to destroy UC basketball and the second is to reintroduce out-of-style woolen garments to the main stream of American fashion consciousness.

First, let me say I know Huggins is one of the top five coaches in the land, but I don't care. Why? He don't like ugly women and he certainly don't like wool.

Second, he spoke poorly about plaid garments and I am not going to put up with that. I have a plan called UC 22 where I am going to beef up in to a size 22, plaid coat. You see, it's all about me and I figure in a size 22 plaid I'll be hard to miss. Please, no gun jokes.

In closing, I am not a lesbian as some of you have surmised. I'm married to a lovely man who likes horse-faced women and we are very happy.

I'm sorry you all feel the way that you do, but I am on a mission and I won't stp until I have destroyed you and your precious program.
- Nancy

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