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Date Posted: 20/08/06 9:10am
Author: Dr. Blindas Bat (Optician)
Subject: Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)
In reply to: Dr Arnold Wenslydale Shah-MacDonald; RADA; VGC 's message, "News Report (Healthy Lifestyle)" on 19/08/06 10:43pm

Dr Wenslydale ,

I may have an explanation for this phenomenon, if you could supply me with a bit of data.

This blunt object, what color was it?

Dr Blindas Bat


>After a comprehensive, scientific study, on the tribes
>people of the Whoopawhoo rainforest some remarkable
>discoveries came to light. The University of Sheffield
>unearthed the following facts:-
>
>(1)
>When the triebespeople were fed on bread, water, and 1
>kilo of opium per day thay felt hardly any pain at all.
>(2)
>When fed on bread, water, and a placibo in place of
>the opium the tribespeople felt pain when poked in the
>eye with a blunt object.
>
>Remarkable eh...
>
>Regards
>
>Dr Arnold Wenslydale Shah-MacDonald; RADA; VGC

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[> [> Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle) -- Mortimer Crumbcake (Panexa™, Yes it will pay for your Mercedes!!!), 20/08/06 10:59am

My Good Dr. Bat,

Let me introduce myself, my name is Mortimer Crumbcake. I think we supplied your office with "Seeing Eye Iguanas" when I was Senior Sales Representative at Bedbeger International, Industrial Supply Sales, Nottingham Region. I trust they worked out to your satisfaction.

I would like to make an appointment to discuss Panexa™, as I am sure you are aware with the recent media blitz patients are clamoring for Panexa™. Panexa™, is well suited for patients with binocular vision as stated in the prescribing literature. Like all medications there are some slight side effects and Panexa™ may be contraindicated in some patients *.

Looking forward to seeing you again and supplying you with Panexa™.




Sincerely,

Mortimer Crumbcake

Senior Sales Representative
MERD Pharmaceutical Group.
"Third World Sales Our Specialty"

Formerly of-
"Bedbeger International
Industrial Supply Sales
Nottingham Region"

* Patients with legal representation, who are subject to manic outbursts and/or who are known to carry weapons are advised NOT to take Panexa™, like all medications Panexa™, may have some mild to severe side effects. If you are taking Panexa™ and experience any side effects consult your doctor before discontinuing use. If you miss a dose of Panexa™, take twice as much as soon as possible.


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[> [> [> Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle) -- Dr. Blindas Bat (Optician), 21/08/06 1:00pm


Mortimer,

Panexa certainly looks promising. I note the advisory "Ask your doctor for a reason to take it". Well I'm a doctor and I can't think of a reason. Will the manufacturer of Panexa be supplying software to provide reasons for doctor's to use?

I am currently supplying it to patients under the pretense of trying to fix "binocular vision", which is actually the normal state of human vision. Some patients are starting to get a bit suspicious, so I am having to fall back on the old "neuroplaceboplexy".

So any software to help generate reasons to take Panexa would be helpful.

Yours

Dr Bat


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[> [> [> [> Re: News Report (Healthy Lifestyle) -- Mortimer Crumbcake (Panexa™, It's not just for breakfast anymore!), 22/08/06 6:03am

My Good Dr. Bat,

May I call you Blindas? Well it certainly is a coincidence our R&D department just released "Prescribing Reasons 6.0" for Windows and Mac. You simply enter some information on the patient such as name, credit card numbers and a few other needed bits and in a flash it connects with our secure servers in Nigeria, logs the information and returns a reason to take Panexa™. I’ll drop off a complementary copy while I am there with some free samples.

So there really is no reason to use neuroplaceboplexy as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. In the meantime I don’t see any problem with using "binocular vision", as a reason for prescribing Panexa™. Every study to date has indicated blurred vision or even blindness results in over 99.99991% of patients taking Panexa™.


Sincerely,

Mortimer Crumbcake

Senior Sales Representative
MERD Pharmaceutical Group.
"Third World Sales Our Specialty"


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