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Date Posted: 14/01/06 10:06pm
Author: Twoddly Bobshonks
Subject: Re: Exclusive distributors USA/UK
In reply to:
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
's message,
"Exclusive distributors USA/UK" on
10/01/06 1:14am
Dear Sir,
Let me introduce my company, Nuclear Product Marketing. As you can tell from the name, we market all kinds of products dealing with, or containing, nuclear enhancements.
Our benefits include
1. A streamlined approval process through the ridiculous government approval process - typically we can get a special exemption in under an hour, though fees may apply.
2. We have strong lobbying connections within the government, especially within the Domestic Munitions department.
3. We have many satisfied clients that would otherwise be bogged down in the government approvals process.
4. We can arrange to have your products appear in government offices, especially Domestic Munitions.
5. By using us you avoid all of the problems associated with the governments approval process.
I look forward to fleecing you, er, ah, meeting you.
Twoddly Bobshonks
President
Nuclear Product Marketing
--- Statement of Interest ------------------------------
Nuclear Product Marketing is wholly owned by Twoddly Bobshonks. There is no conflict of interest with his position as head of Domestic Munitions.
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>Exclusive distributors USA/UK
>
>Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
>Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
>Attorneys at Law
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Re: Exclusive distributors USA/UK -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,
17/01/06 12:03am
Dear Mr. Bobshonks,
Or may I call you Twoddly?
My associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije of Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. Would be pleased to meet with you, they have much experiance dealing with crooked political persons in their "old country" I am shure they could show you the ropes (and cement blocks) I think you will find their proposal will make you more than willing to sign the papers required for our venture.
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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