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Subject: Re: your new stapler


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NOT A FRENCHMEN ED
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Date Posted: 05/ 5/04 4:08pm
In reply to: slab of meat 's message, "your new stapler" on 05/ 5/04 3:51pm

YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST IMAGINE THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU BREAK DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T POWER AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT AROUND WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME CONSTRUCTION WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU, IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!


>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn between
>the comfort grip and the one with the staple-ometer in
>it.

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