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Date Posted: 11:21:12 11/20/02 Wed
Author: Sola Scriptura
Subject: NEWS ON THE METSPHYSICS NEW AGE & MINDER FRONT

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minder In Response To Ctaj
Wednesday November 20, 2002 at 12:55

" Care to translate what ATTN and AWAR are?"
Boy, you are a good student... I always asked the professor to explain terms he had created to refer to something he could not otherwise explain. Of course ATTN and AWAR are simply labels. They refer to two aspects of Consciousness that I have observed which normally manifest themselves via the MIND and thence, the brain, as attention and awareness. In order to suggest that I am referring to the origin of these manifested dimensions rather than their stepped-down observable expressions on the physical plane, I use ATTN and AWAR. The actual difference is vibrational, relative to the plane through which each is operating.

A man went into his shrink's office and says,
"Doc, you have got to help me! Every night I keep dreaming that I'm a sports car. The other night I dreamed I was a Trans Am. Another night I dreamed I was an Alpha Romeo. Last night I dreamed I was a Porsche. What does this mean?"

"Relax," MINDER says, "You're just having an auto-body experience."

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MINDER'S NEW AGE LULLABY

Hush little baby don't you squall
Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball.

And if you still can't see beyond
Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.

And if that wand don't change your fate
Momma's gonna teach you to levitate.

And if the astral makes you sick,
Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick.

And if that patchouli smells too rank
She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank.

And if that tank don't float your bones
Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones.

And if those gems don't ease your heart
Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart.

And if your planets go berserk
Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork.

And if your aura still needs kneading
Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading.

And if your destiny stays hid
Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid.

And if your chakras still feel stressed
Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest.

And if power animals don't come to charm ya
Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

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Minder's a Joke from beyond the Far Side -- Dolly Llama, 15:56:14 11/20/02 Wed