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Date Posted: 23:57:26 09/16/02 Mon
Author: elvira
Subject: Nomura Takasumi & Frankie Lloyd

To Nomura Takasumi

Here's some humor
to bring a chuckle
to your
normal neurotic
tendencies experienced by all those with
a persistent sense of humor.....

News of the day according to elvira.....

Everything had been going along routinely for medical students Kambiz Butt, 25, said Ayman Gheith, 27, and Omar Choudhary, 23, when they rolled into the Georgian town of Calhoun, East of Sapphire, somewhere between Amos and Benson to the local Andys restaurant. While eating the Kingfish special, they were purportedly overheard making terrorist threats. I think it had something to do with the lousy Remoulade sauce, and whether those green thingies were really capers.

Kambiz Butt, 25, who was raised on his father�s camel farm, had been hoping to turn his favorite hobby of recreational proctology into a full time occupation as a medical specialist at the Dade County Hospital for indigent boat people in Florida.

The waitress, obviously a Georgian Stool Pigeon, up end-ed what would have been a promising Proctology career for Dr. Butt and his two Islamic friends majoring in psychiatry. They claim that their whole conversation that afternoon was about their plans to open a clinic together upon completion of their Florida studies and were in fact deciding on names for their Psychiatry & Proctology Clinic over their lime jello.

Dr Butt wished the clinic�s name to be fairly straight forward: "Psychiatry and Proctology." was his suggestion.

Omar weighed in with his name: "Hysterias and Posteriors". Avman had his own ideas for :" Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

Someone at the next table eating a Chile-Size with extra onions suggested: " Catatonics and High Colonics."

Omar and Avman had by now changed their minds and demanded either: "Minds and Behinds" or "Analysis & Anal Cysts"

Dr. Kambiz Butt changed his to: "Nuts & Butts"

THEN they all began chattering at once:
"Nuts & Butts"
"Freaks & Cheeks"
"Loons & Moons"

None of these could be jointly accepted so they finally settled on
"Omar�s -- Odds & Ends"

However, since the Miami hospital says it no longer will accept the three Muslim medical students, they have just decided to become suicide bombers instead.

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Re: Nomura Takasumi & Frankie Lloyd -- elvira, 19:03:17 09/17/02 Tue