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Date Posted: 19:45:57 09/18/02 Wed
Author: Booda
Subject: How Beezle-Bubba Became "Bishop" In One Prayer or Less

Haven't been 'round for a while. Let's see if this closed some open HTML's. Hope everyone is in health. Keep looking up!

TAMARISK says: ”I can't remember how Rt Rev said he came about becoming a Bishop. Me tinks he must have been painting the ceiling of his parents bathroom, slipped, and hit his punkin' heed on his china god. Thus, he received a revelation he should appoint himself a Bishop.” LOL!

I pictured him SITTING on his THRONE, eating a banana and peanut butter sandwich, reading Bait and Tackle. But what do I know? Why does this scene come to mind???

1 Kings 18
26So they (Holy Joe Purple Robed, BIG Phylactery Howellings) took the bull given them (him), dressed it, and called on the name of Baal (his deity) from morning until noon, saying, O Baal, hear and answer us (ME!.....”answer me in tha’ name offff baaaaaaal! Damn it!”) But there was no voice; no one answered. And they (tha’ holy reverend) leaped upon or limped about the altar they (he made FOR SHOW!!!)

1 Kings 18 (with various versions – is has Rev. Whoopie Cushion’s cloven hoofs all over it)

26So they prepared one of the bulls and placed it on the altar. Then they called on the name of Baal all morning, shouting, "O Baal, answer us!"

But there was no reply of any kind.

Then they danced wildly around the altar they had made.

27About noontime Elijah began mocking them.

"You'll have to shout louder," he scoffed, "for surely he is a god!

Perhaps he is deep in thought, or he is relieving himself.

Or maybe he is away on a trip,

or he is asleep and needs to be wakened!" NLT

"Answer us, Baal!" But there was no answer.

27At noon, Elijah began making fun of them. "Pray louder!" he said. "Baal must be a god. Maybe he's day-dreaming or using the toilet or traveling somewhere.
Or maybe he's asleep, and you have to wake him up." CEV

At noon Elijah mocked them, saying, Cry aloud, for he is a god; either he is musing, (LOL) or he has gone aside, or he is on a journey, or perhaps he is asleep and must be awakened. AMP

LOL!

To answer your question about “how he became bishop” This PFAI – “ PENTECOSTAL FAITH ASSEMBLIES, INC.” http://www.pfai.faithweb.com/index.html

FIRST: HOW DID PFAI COME ABOUT? (YULE Like This….and Reverend Whoopie Cushion Likes it when we say “YULE”, spelled “YULE”……tee-hee….idiot said that we spelled it wrong! Well, ya think, Jethro?)

”In 1989 an anointed prophet of God recounted a vision to another minister during a Pastor's Meeting at Red Rock, Oklahoma. She said, "I don't know why God is having me share this with you, but I had a vision and in this vision I could see the United States from coast to coast. The whole land lay in darkness. Suddenly, a lighthouse began to emerge from the gloom in Oklahoma. Wherever the light from this lighthouse was shed abroad, other lighthouses began to spring up. And then where they shed their light, still others popped up and they began to spread north, south, east and west until the whole land was covered in light from sea to sea."

Lighthouse? Again there are those who would say he mis-understood her to say BRICK OUT HOUSE! LeRoy. ( brings us back to I Kings 18!)


Under Article 2 – Purposes of PFAI it states:
”This Religious Corporation shall have the right to possess, buy, mortgage, sell, lease, barter and exchange real and personal property, to borrow money, to collect funds, receive gifts and legacies as it may judge necessary for the attainment of these purposes, all in accordance with this Constitution and the Bylaws, or as the same may be changed or amended hereafter.”

WHERE DO THESE MONIES GO & WHO ADMINISTERS THEM, UNDER WHAT AUTHORITY, OR ACCOUNTABILITY DOES IT MANAGE THEM???

ANSWER:” Article 3 – Management: The management of this Association - Spiritual, Religious, Educational and Temporal - shall rest in the divinely called and duly consecrated Bishop assisted by the ordained clergy and other appointed officers, as needed” !!!!!. wink- wink “as needed”…. I personally LOVE that “divinely called” part! Nice touch. Jackals. He is calling HIMSELF “divine.”

……”No property of this organization shall be sold, mortgaged, leased, rented or given away without the same shall be approved by the Bishop.”

wink-wink-wink wink wink…..twitch, tick…CLOUSEAU!!!!!


His ordination? According to him the “former” (I believe that was “Bishop Kear” without checking my files) “former” bishop of this PFAI scam, “was leaving PFAI” So Jack wanted to be Bishop and prayed, this other “bishop” prayed….VOILA! They decided that Jack Howell should be a bishop. The former “bishop” made Jack “bishop”! End of Story. “Cept the “former” Bishop Kear still is the contact person for part of the workings of PFAI, go figure. It ia all a REAL hinky rinky-dink deal that is tainted with lotsa odor.

GET THIS! AND NOW Jack “ordains” others as “bishop”! Before yer know it we will be up to our royal rear ends in bishops!

PFAI’s three “officers” are basically his personal “pastor” of a small church, and two friends.

Then there are the PFAI members: one guy is said to be ” is an Evangelist with a prophetic anointing.” ….another: ” Rev. LaDell Elliott, Prophet/Evangelist….. is a choice instrument of the Holy Spirit. He is an anointed Prophet of God with an evangelistic outlook. LaDell knows that the power of God is a very present and tangible reality there. Souls are saved. People are delivered. The Sick are healed. The miraculous presence of the Risen Christ flows freely! If you are interested in having an "Old Time Pentecostal Revival" in your Church or city, please contact Rev. LaDell Elliott by emailing the Bishop's Office - then Get Ready! Get Ready! Get Ready! ” Yip. Yip. Yip. Yip-YAHOO! Y’ALL!!!

A closing thought: one of the folks on his officer staff (of THREE) is another one who obviously is a phoney-type like the Rt. Rev. He is photographed in front of a wall with ELEVEN FRAMED Certificates/”diplomas” (???) Just like Jack who always gives HIMSELF the glory instead of the One he claims to represent.

Jack also has as an affiliate, who is a WOMAN “ordained minister” (they must select the areas of scripture that they like and delete the rest) And another guy involved with this pile of POOP has been “ordained” for about a year, prolly “ordained” by Rt. & Lft. Rev. Whoopie Cushion!

“May the FORCE be with ‘em.” FOFLMCFO!

For Jackals

TITLE 17 > CHAPTER 1 > Sec. 107.

Sec. 107. –Copyright Fair use RIGHTS…..

DEAL WITH IT! Revy Beezle-Bubba

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