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Date Posted: 12:37:12 01/20/03 Mon
Author: LOL!
Subject: PFAKES Say: SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN YER JOHN THE BAPTIST TOILET SEAT WARMERS

MORE LIP (Service) FROM A JACKAL NAMING HIMSELF AN �ANOINTED� �BISHOP� OF CHRIST

�What he (Dake) did claim however, is the supernatural gift of being able to recite scripture without first committing it to memory and he has demonstrated this gift from God on numerous occasions in his ministry.�

Satan when tempting our Lord Christ Jesus was also given a �gift� of quoting scriptural passages and his motivation was the same spirit that inspired Dake�s heresy of the Trinity and various other aberrant teachings which Jack Howell, Benny Hinn, Ken Hagin, and Ken Copeland are ALL on record as teaching!

Rt. Rev. Serpent Egg, INC, continues: �I have often been criticized by certain heresy hunters and heresy hunter wannabes for using and recommending the Dake's Annotated Reference Bible�..I do not agree with everything Dake taught in his notes,��.� (back peddle - back peddle�.we have cited EXACTLY the passages he has cut and pasted directly from Dake�s notes - AND posted lenghty expository from a scripturally accurate position as to why the teachings of Dake are of the devil. SO�.. No banana, Banana.)

So how does he explain linking the following? This link is found on Jack�s site. It is advertised by the ordained JACK as a supposed
�Christian Discussion Board.�
See, You Pharisees want it all ways��. Jangles, Inc., SAYS �Christian Bible Discussion Board� .and claims to �not agree with Dake��..blah, blah, blah�.�

BUT look what his link SAYS!

�Christian Bible Discussion Board
"A board devoted to the study of God's Word in honor of
Rev. Finis J. Dake and Rev. Larry K. Etherton."

* * * * * For the lowest prices on Dake Bibles,
software,

books and other Bible study items,

including the Dake Compact Bible & Dake Large Print Bible click here.

Christian Shirts and MORE .com

Christian Hats, Mouse Pads, Jackets, Shirts, Sweat Shirts & SO MUCH MORE!�

��would someone pleeze explain to this Bible believing �fundy� what a �Christian HAT,� �Christian MOUSE PAD, � �Christian SWEAT SHIRT � AND�� �Christian SO MUCH MORE� Is???? Did Jesus wear sweat shirts and Nikes?

HUR-RAY! � HUR-RAY!! � HUR-RAY!!!! STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!

�GIT� YER �.X-TRA�.FANCY-DANCY JESUS MOUSE PADS AND JOHN THE BAPTIST FUR SKIN TOILET SET WARMERS! COMPLIMENTS OF THIS HERE �ANOINTED� MERCHANDISE SITE. HURRY! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! GIT YER PRAYER CLOTHES WHILE DAY LAST!

I made my point.

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Replies:

PFAKES Say: SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN YER JOHN THE BAPTIST TOILET SEAT WARMERS -- Dolly Llama, 13:47:29 01/20/03 Mon
- Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS RESPONSE - -- LOL!, 17:52:43 01/20/03 Mon
  - Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS - Modern Money Changers -- Dolly Llama, 19:24:14 01/20/03 Mon
    - Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS - Modern Money Changers -- Sola, 19:37:23 01/20/03 Mon
    - Re: Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS - Modern Money Changers -- tamarisk, 07:53:32 01/21/03 Tue
      - Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS - From a False Piety -- Sola Scriptura, 08:28:42 01/21/03 Tue
        Re: Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s TRINKETS FOR JESUS - From a False Piety -- tamarisk, 16:16:42 01/21/03 Tue
        Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s - TRINKET STAND FOR JESUS -- Sola, 17:57:36 01/21/03 Tue
        Rt. Rev. FOWLER, Inc.'s - TRINKET STAND FOR JESUS -- LOL!, 14:30:33 01/26/03 Sun
Re: PFAKES Say: SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN YER JOHN THE BAPTIST TOILET SEAT WARMERS -- tamarisk, 07:53:54 01/22/03 Wed
- Thar's No LIGHT In That Out House, Moore or Less (an no paper, neithers - lol!) -- Dolly Llama, 08:04:22 01/22/03 Wed
  - Re: Thar's No LIGHT In That Out House, Moore or Less (an no paper, neithers - lol!) -- Sola, 08:22:54 01/22/03 Wed