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klang wizard
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Date Posted: 09:34:00 11/23/07 Fri
Author Host/IP: 243.67.111.218.klj04-home.tm.net.my/218.111.67.243
In reply to:
Socrates down under
's message, "Re: The Stone picks up" on 15:30:03 11/22/07 Thu
>Aussie pick up line.........
>
>An Aussie guy is sitting at a bar in K.L and looks at
>his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
>
>The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is
>your date running late?"
>
>"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch.
>I was just testing it."
>
>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
>What's so special about it?"
>
>The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to
>me telepathically."
>
>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
>
>The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
>because I am wearing panties!''
>
>
>The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, "Bloody
>thing's running about an hour fast, can I buy you a
>glass of champagne?"
The story continues ....
The woman looks at the aussie seductively, "Did you throw any aphrodisac in my drink?"
Aussie replied, "I swear I did not."
"How come I feel so hot and sleepy?"
.......................................
Then it was followed by a bed scene.
The women asked, "How are happy?"
"Aussie said, "Very happy, indeed."
The woman remarked, "That will cost you A$200, with a discount!"
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