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Date Posted: 13:49:16 01/24/02 Thu
Author: Argus and Barry
Subject: You're a fine one to talk!
In reply to: Sarosh 's message, "Is it evil?" on 12:42:36 01/24/02 Thu

Finally one of the gaping fools spoke (Argus couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman and he found that very disturbing).

“Is it something evil?!” the pretty boy said timidly.

The language these people spoke was common, but the dialect was odd... Argus had some difficulty understanding what the poncy git was saying but he understood one word perfectly well and became quite indignant.

"Evil!? Blimp e'yer, ay realize mun dun jump outi mirrors every dee, but that's no excuse ter call me evil! Besides, you're not one ter rabbit lewk'n like some pewfy twit!"

What would possess these people to think he was evil? They were the ones with the bone demon and the foofy fellow, after all!

His thirst was becoming almost unbearable and talking wasn't helping any. "Now if yew people dun mind ay need some wati before ay keel over inna sound 'eap!" He realized these scholars were having trouble understanding his speech so, as if to accommodate a very slow-witted person, he made hand gestures as if tipping a glass to his mouth. "Yew know... wati! Bevvy!"

Gods these people were slow.

*~*~*~*~*


Barry finally caught on to what the new guy was saying, but he wasn't about to let on. Not after the berk called him a "bone demon"! All right, so he'd joked about being one to Saras, but that didn't mean he was one. Sodding fleshies.

The smelly berk was pretty agitated and Barry considered dumping a load of fleas on him like he'd done to Justin, but the guy looked like he probably already had all sorts of parasites and wouldn't even notice a few more. Why waste good fleas?

"Hey, I'm not a bone demon, you addle-coved berk!" Barry shouted at him. "In fact, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't even be here! Who do you think found your pikin' mirror to begin with!!!" He huffed as he floated down in front of the mirror, admiring himself. "My, what a handsome skull you are."

Suddenly he flew back away from the mirror with a startled cry. "Yahh! What ARE those things in there?" He'd seen some really nasty looking creatures that had what looked like scythes for fingers and really nasty sharp teeth and they were slobbering like mad. "Some sort of fiends?"

Argus looked at Barry impatiently. At least the skull spoke in a somewhat more understandable manner than the sissy fellow did. "Doze ay de damned natives o' dat uvver wirld. Ay dun know yer wha dee ay. Ay wuz always tew busy runn'n away from dem ter stop and ask questions. Yerwha de 'ells outi me!"

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