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Date Posted: 12:34:41 03/14/01 Wed
Author: Tuggs
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In reply to: Tuggs 's message, "Todd's Laugh Bytes 3/2/01 - 3/8/01" on 12:31:17 03/14/01 Wed

HANK: So did you bring the clothes Blair was wearing when she shot Max?

TODD: Do you even watch �The Practice?� First I get my deal then you get the evidence.

Todd & his attorney walk away from Hank when he won�t make the deal they want, Hank stops them.
HANK: Hold it!

TODD: (whispers to his attorney) He sucks at this game.

HANK: (to the attorney) I want to talk to you alone in my office.

ATTORNEY: Not without my client�s permission.

TODD: Oh, no it�s fine with me, just be careful, it might be a proposition.

TODD: (to Kelly, on Blair shooting Max) Shooting people is not nice.

KELLY: Blair and I aren�t the messed up ones here.

TODD: Really? Blair married Max, you were going to marry Max. I rest my case.

BLAIR: Max admitted it. He admitted that he drugged me.

TODD: Max is your drug of choice.

TODD: Why would Max Holden tell you anything?

BLAIR: Because I went to him with a gun. I even fired it once.

TODD: I hope you washed your hands this time.

BLAIR: I went to Max with a gun and I would do it again, I would do it again if I had too.

TODD: You went to Max with a gun, I bet he was thinking you were just happy to see him.

TODD: (to Blair) I wanted to see? Boy you really are living on cloud cuckooland.

TODD: (to Blair) Oh I trust you, Blair! I trust you will stab me in the back!

TODD: (to Nora) I should have kept you in the convent.

TODD: No, actually all has been forgiven. That Hank Gannon is such a nice man.

TODD: What�s your point?

NORA: First a question.

TODD: No, I�m not attracted to you!

NORA: You know what, I don�t know why I bother playing word games with a convicted rapist or someone who is accused of even trying rape me so.....

TODD: Right, Nora Gannon, I forgot, if you�re not in control you just turn tail and run away.

NORA: Excuse me?

TODD: Oh, wait a second! Nora Buchanan, woman of the year! You never do anything wrong. You even got pregnant with your old sweetheart and then conned your husband into thinking it was some kind of gift. That was a good one!

NORA: Shut up!

TODD: You know if you set the whole thing up as a scam from the beginning it would be strictly minor league, I mean Bo he�s dumb, but he�s not that dumb! And the funny thing is, is that you actually got yourself to believe your own scam. What an ego!

NORA: It wasn�t something I was particularly proud of but I never claim to be perfect.

TODD: No, you always claim to be perfect!

NORA: No, I always TRY to be the best person I possibly can be. Unlike you, who just tries to be the loneliest, most despicable man in all of Llanview. Oh, no, no, no, no, not just Llanview, Pennsylvania...

TODD: (cuts her off) What�s your question?

NORA: What question?

TODD: You had a question, what�s your question?

NORA: Take a hike.

TODD: No, no, no, no, wait a minute, you asked me question and I will actually give you a truthful answer. Guaranteed.

NORA: I don�t know why I bother but okay. When you rescued me from Colin�s and you put me in that convent, why? Why did you do that? Were you just waiting for the right time to take me out so you could be a big hero to Sam, is that the only reason?

TODD: (fast) Yes.

NORA: Yes, that�s it, just yes.

TODD: Yes, didn�t know it was an essay question. Hey, believe me, the thought crossed my mind to send you on to parts unknown so I wouldn�t have to see your ugly face ever again but for some reason, at the time, it appealed to me to be a hero to Sam.

NORA: Did anyone every tell you your pathetic?

TODD: Yeah all the time. My turn. Did Max sleep with Blair? Did he? Tell me. Or is it just that Skye and Max are setting me up?

NORA: (coy) I don�t know, maybe they did, then you would have turned Blair in for nothing, wouldn�t that be a ironic. Wouldn�t that have been ironic you would have been beaten at your own game.

TODD: Please tell me.

NORA: Figure it out for yourself, Todd. Read between the lines.

TODD: So what do you want on your headstone Max? Do you want Max Holden, or Max Buchanan, maybe just occupant.

TODD: (Max starts to climb out of grave) Nah, nah, nah, bad corpse. You stay put or I�ll conk you on the head like I did the last time.

TODD: Skye must have thought of that one. A dirt kicker like you couldn�t have thought of that all by yourself.

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LOLOL, I must've missed some of these- thanks! (NT) -- Nic, 13:05:32 03/14/01 Wed