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Date Posted: 19:34:36 05/04/04 Tue
Author: Kain
Subject: 10 things to do while watching Lord of the Rings

( My mum sent this to me. It's awesome! XD! )

10. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"

9. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander - son."

8. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

7. When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

6. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!"

5. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

4. Loudly exclaim that the University of Washington is recruiting Orcs for its football team.

3. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

2. Start an argument about whether Gandalf could take out Dumbledore.

1. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

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