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Date Posted: 16:03:15 04/21/04 Wed
Author: Kay
Subject: Narr!
In reply to: Deystar 's message, "Re: DUN DUN DUN!" on 08:25:07 04/21/04 Wed

Kay squalls loudly as her precious whip of orange goodness is stolen from her, gritting her teeth against the horrible Shriek at the same time. With the deftness of a banana peel, she sticks a couple of baby pickes in her ears to shield them from the horrible Shriek-blast, therefore also avoiding getting hypnotized by the MACARENA 2000. So there.
She falls out of the bush feet-first and sprawls on the ground a moment, stunned. "Nuu, pickles have a bow on their tails when on the muuuuun....." She mumbles, obviously delerious. But a moment later the aroma of potatoes and pickle juice reaches her nose.
"Oww..." She comes to her senses and sits up, rubbing her head with one jello-sticky hand. But then, the glittering shiney catches her eye and she wonders just how it happened to get there.
"Woine!" It all comes back to her now and she gets to her feet, grabbing her Mechanical Mime-Hand of Spiffyness to save the day! Or the woine, anyway. She extends the Hand in the direction of the Woine bottle, grabs it, but is at that precise moment that the flung raw potati bonks her on the noggin and causes her to jerk the controls of the Mechanical Mime-Hand of Spiffyness, causing it to fling the woine bottle into the air.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

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