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Date Posted: 16:26:23 09/02/03 Tue
Author: Agent X
Subject: The same damn song, over and over...

You people badly need to lighten up. So you want to start a crusade to get people to post here again? Fine. But all you'll do is bitch about how no one posts here. And I'm sick of it to the point where I'm bitching about you bitching about how no one posts here. And it goes in a circle, as the serpent of infinity swallows its tail and only hurts itself. Animorphs is dead, there's no way we're going to get new blood to fill the emptiness. We're outdated, people. So fine, start a crusade, all ye doomsayers.
All others, meet me in the GESB at 1:00 am Eastern. That's today, September 2nd, with no excuses. Remember, I have AIM, I'll know if you're awake and just didn't show.

And now for something more interesting. I suppose I'll update you on my life, because I've always got fun stores to shock and amaze. I made it to a year being with my boyfriend, and broke up with him one week later. He was being a jerk about several things, and I found myself unable to stop thinking about girls. I was getting closer to my girlie friends and drifting further apart from my boy. It would only be a matter of time before a night of drinking would lead to a night of sex with one of them, and ooops, I'm a cheater! So only a few days after I broke up with the boy, I started dating a girl, and maybe we'll fall in love and maybe we won't. Either way, she likes her sex as kinky if not kinkier than I do, so at least we'll both be entertained for a while. Maybe I'm a frigid bitch, maybe I just can't afford to fall in love right now. And the boy still misses me, and I still have feelings for him, if I do indeed have a soul. And maybe he'll get over me, and I'll wake up one sun-scorched morning and realize I still need him, while he's just arising somewhere with someone else in his bed. Life is complicated, boys and girls. And love makes it all the more painful. Sex is simple, pleasurable. Learn today, become a whore. As far as you know, this is all the time you've been given.

I'm going to college this year, instead of taking that year off like I wanted. The community college across the street from my house, and I'm taking just two classes- Drawing 1 and Painting 1. So motivated, aren't I? I just don't see the fucking point of it anymore. I remember the arguments I used to make to keep my friends from dropping out, and now they seem so flimsy, laughable. The people with masters' degrees and computer skills are working the counter at Hollywood Video. Degree in art or no, I'll be living above my parents' garage til I'm 45. Maybe I'll marry somebody rich, or become a dealer. There's always a market for trophy wives and illegal substances.

I camew up with the perfect system of government. If anyone's thought of it before, I haven't heard it. Too bad the people of the united states are too stuck in their old choices that to your average joe, there is no other option but "democracy" as it's been drilled into us. Fuck your democracy, I like mine better. Everything they taught you in your social studies books is a lie. Damn, that's depressing.

...And now, I think I've got the right ambiance, and I do believe I'm ready to go to my first goth club. I leave you with a curse:

From now on, every time you eat fat round noodles, you'll think of fat, round, plump, juicy and slimy maggots.

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