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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 11:30:am
Feel Free to Shoot Yourself
after humiliation with MicroSoft SEO scammer
Do people [firstname.lastname@example.org] avoid your web site as though it were infectious? Well, sure, if it is hosted on MS windows, it probably is infectious. But they have no way to know that in advance.
So it is probably just you. But it might be that your website has not been adequately and pinkly promoted. That is where Microsoft SEO spammers can help. Thanks to modern MicroSoft pink promotion technology, people can find out about MicroSoft-approved SEO scams. These are offered exclusively through MicroSoft free maildrop services, so there is no risk that you could ever track down one of these spammers. If you could, you might find out that they were located somewhere similar to but perhaps not exactly like
In any event, they are located such that you an never get to them.
| Imark Digital Solutions |
Plot 22 & 23, 3rd Fl, Block D
DLF IT Park Phase 1
Manimajra Chandigarh 160101
That is why you should trust MicroSoft. They can connect you with the pinkest promoters with the least risk of contact. Really, your main difficulty will be choosing the best MicroSoft SEO scammer when they are all so great! Mark your selection so you will not forget. Before long, your web site will be crawling with bugs and you will have the humiliation you deserve. This will surely affect your standing in the community. Your family will be so well aware that you are dealing with MicroSoft and their approved vendors. And you have the benefit of the MicroSoft Assurance so you need not have any worries.
Once this happens, you really have no choice. Your reputation is forever tied to that of MicroSoft. You might as well just go shoot yourself, if you can find a realiable gun vendor. Maybe a stranger on the web can help. At the very least, he can take care of any excess funds left over after the MicroSoft-approved SEO scammers are done.
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| Please pay in advance for all weapons and ammunition which you intend to use in shooting yourself. There is no need to add the humiliation of being a deadbeat to the humiliation of having people find out you deal with Microsoft SEO scammers. |
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