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Subject: Re: LADIES OF THE NIGHT


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tony cooke (a rose by any other name...)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 02, 01:56:20pm
In reply to: Frank Ferri (Leith, Scotland) 's message, "LADIES OF THE NIGHT" on Tuesday, November 20, 10:20:56am

A 'n'er-do-well told his lady 'we're absolutely skint so you'll have to go out and earn some tonight'.
After a furious row she reluctantly agreed but her parting shot as she tottered away in mini-skirt and 6" heels was 'I'll get my own back, you so-and-so'. 'yeah, yeah' he said, 'get on with it'. Some hours later she returned, shattered. ''Well', he said, 'how much did you make'?
'£22.50 pence' she replied. 'What' he shouted. 'what tight bastard gave you 50 pence'?
'They all did' she replied, flashing her eyebrows.
tony
PS sorry about that, I'm normally shy and retiring......

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