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Subject: If the cap fits!


Author:
Tom Harrison
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Date Posted: Friday, May 16, 11:24:34pm

An old retired mechant seaman decides to try and live some memories of years gone by.
Gets donned in his best gear and heads down the docks to the red light district.
Finds his self a nice street girl agrees a price and goes up to her room.
going at it as best he can for a man of his age, the old sailor asks, "how am I doing babe". The girl replies "Well sailor your doing about three knots".
"Whats that supposed to mean" says he?
Your knot hard
your knot in
your knot getting your bloody money back

regards.

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