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Subject: BURRIED???


Author:
john strange (lost)
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 13, 05:54:17am

Saw a program about an artifact dig in U.K. They found the remains of a ship in which someone had been burried, but could not say who or why. Any ideas, two warm beers and a cold pie for right answer. happy daze

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Subject: r.b.


Author:
john (go away)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 16, 04:28:34pm

It has been suggested,that if an annoyance appears on these pages,its best to ignore this annoyance,and eventually this annoyance will go away.

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Subject: christmas


Author:
john (soon)
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 12, 10:37:16am


CHRISTMAS

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Subject: Oh brother


Author:
Richard Brennan (None that I can think of)
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 04:17:29pm

Well!!!
I've just found this site as it was recommended to me but don't think I shall be a permanent vistor.
Do any of you realise that you are ex-seamen and that all
the cr+p that you're spouting makes no sense at all?
What's with all this arguing and over the most stupid things?
That poor Brian.
He has a hard enough job keeping this site going and all
you can do is bicker.
I was on several ships during my time and have many pleasant
memories but none that I shall share on here as there will
be too many people wanting to have a dig for some reason or other.

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Subject: remember?


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 08, 10:08:36am

Sweet shops

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Subject: Captain Morgan's


Author:
Frank Ferri (Leith, Scotland) (Fog Locker)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 02, 08:41:22am

HI LINDA.... WHERE ARE YOU?.....Not heard from you in a while..... I've got 2 ltrs Captain Morgans to share, a mate just brought it back from Spain for me £8.00 a ltr, don't know what the Canadian dollar conversion is but in UK, thas cheap. Will be in Fog locker for a while, see ya, Starting New Year early
Cheers Frank

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Subject: Joke


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 03:40:43pm

Little Johnny playing in the front garden when vicar comes along.
"What you doing Johnny" says the vicar.
Johnny replies "playing pirates vicar".
Vicar says "oh-where's your buccaneers"?
Johnny says "under me buckin hat vicar".

G R O A N

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Subject: WEST INDIES


Author:
john (HELLO)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 03:45:58pm

I HAVE WRITTEN THIS IN CAPITALS,SO THAT RICHARD BRENNAN CAN READ IT,WITH FAILING EYESIGHT,THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE GET OLD.
I WANTED TO KNOW,HOW MANY OF YOU KIND SEAMAN,HAVE VISITED THE WEST INDIES.I HAVE ENTERED CUBA,JAMAICA,TRINIDAD AND THE DOMINION REPUBLIC.
THIS IS WHRE THEY MAKE THE BEST RUM.(ARE YOU KEEPING UP RICHARD).
HAVE YOU ANY TALES ABOUT YOUR ANTICS WITH THE RUM,LIKE GETTING DRUNK AND NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU WERE DOING.OR AS THE OLD SAYING GOES RUM,BUM AND BACKY.YIPEEEEEEE.
HOPE YOU COULD READ THIS OK RICHARD OLD BOY,OR IS IT RICKY TO YOUR MATES,THEN AGAIN WHAT MATES.
ALL THE BEST FROM JOHN THE POOF AND PROUD OF IT.

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Subject: To all


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 10:27:25pm

Can we all agree that if we ignore that d**khead Richard Brennan he might go away?
Let him post as many messages as he likes but if we don't reply he might just p**s off!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for the swearing lads.

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Subject: LOUD AND PROUD


Author:
Richard Brennan
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 11, 03:57:15pm

I HAVE HAD TO TYPE THIS IN LARGE LETTERS AS WITH MY FAILING EYESIGHT IT'S HARD TO SEE THE KEYS ON MY LAP TOP.
JOHN MY DARLING I JUST LOVE ALL YOUR little MESSAGES- DO P L E A S E KEEP IT UP.
I HAVE NO NEED TO RELATE WHAT SHIPS/WHAT PORTS.
MY LIFE NOW IS IN BRICKS HAM AS YOU CALL IT AS YOU OBVIOUSLY CAN'T SPELL B R I X H A M.
BUT MEMORIES OF MY TIME AT SEA WILL NEVER FADE.
IT'S JUST THAT I PREFER TO KEEP THEM IN MY MIND SAFELY LOCKED AWAY. I HAD A BAD TIME WHEN IN DJIBOUTI AND THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I CARE TO RELATE AS MY BODY SHOWS THE SCARS.

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Subject: READING


Author:
Dave Boy (For Terry)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 09, 09:38:17am

Terry I was READING a book this morning the 3rd chap page1 abbreviated 3:1.and came across some very interesting Liverpool Names.Reina,Arbeloa,Hyppia,Rilse,Babel,Mascherano,Sissoko,
Voronin,Torres,Itandje,Kuyt,Nabil-El-Zhar and someone called,Rafael Benitez. Could you confirm if I was READING the information correctly. I thought it was excellent READING. Dave Boy.

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Subject: people


Author:
john (all good)
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 06, 01:08:48pm


share

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Subject: To Frank,Sid,Vernon and Jim and all


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 08, 04:04:34pm

You guys are great and I love all the messages I get for either my ignorance, foul manners,bad jokes and awful rhymes!!!

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Subject: Happy Christmas


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Hapy)
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 02:32:07pm

Jingle bells,jingle bells,happy all the way,
Santas coming to us soon on his loaded sleigh,
Presents here, mince pies there, glass of port in hand,
Oh what fun it is to be on this happy land.
Dashing through the snow with a parcel in each hand,
On the streets we go-LOOK!!- a Sally Army band!!!
Smiles on every face, the way it ought to be,
So from a happy little person -----------
Happy Christmas from me. (I never could rhyme!!!)

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Subject: Sorry Brian


Author:
Patricia Loft (On bended knees)
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 02:17:56pm

Brian I'm sorry.
We're behaving like total idiots belying the fact that we are in fact adults.
I won't argue anymore even if certain people rile me and will start over again remembering this site is for sensible people.

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Subject: british holly 1969/70


Author:
Gordon k Brunskill (happy)
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 04:09:39pm

I remember we were in new Zealand new years eve ,we were in littlehampton and the police came into this pub and demanded all the crew from the British holly to return to the ship.
We had know idea why we were in our own time ,the police said there was a bomb on the ship ans as it was a tanker we were going to be put on board and we were going to sail out of port while the holly was searched for this !bomb" we sailed and we had around 30 police on board ,they found nothing so we partied on board and that is how we celebrate the new year. we found out that the girls we had palled up with had phoned the police and they expected us to stay in the town for the new years celebrations ,it was not to be as we were a tanked all crew had to be onboard to check for the device . any body out there remember this .

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Subject: Socially conscious Shipmates


Author:
Hamish (Greetings)
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Date Posted: Thursday, December 06, 10:32:06pm

Please accept with no obligation,implied or implicit,my best wishes for an invironmentally conscious,socially responsible,low stress,non addictive,gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice,with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others,or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008,but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society has made the world what it is To my UNCONSCIOUS SHIPMATES (like me) Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year

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Subject: Saddo


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Friday, December 07, 09:41:59am

I've had a message to my personal e-mail saying that I am
"rambling" and should take more water with the gin. OK I'll do
that but please no more insults on my e-mail. Please keep it
to where it belongs-ON HERE.
Thanks to all concerned who answered my message about finding
a guy from years back who was in the Merchant Navy.
Also-"LIONEL" can crawl back under the stone from whence he came!!
Brian-can't you get rid of that person? You remove messages
that offend you and others so is it not possible to remove
messages from "Lionel"? That is some character!!!

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Subject: HELP!!


Author:
Roger Wolfe in Tassie (Can't help myself !!)
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 05, 09:08:30pm

G'Day All,
I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty, now I got the Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy.
Cheers, Roger

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Subject: Cribbage


Author:
Pete Smith (Play it again)
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Date Posted: Wednesday, December 05, 08:37:39pm

Any cribbage playets out there? Go to pogo.com. I warn you, it can be addictive.Pete

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Subject: World Cup Draw


Author:
Dave Boy (For Terry Scouse)
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Date Posted: Sunday, November 25, 08:02:56am

Terry mate hope you are getting better from your accident,but the news from the World Cup draw for England is very bad,they are in the hardest group in the competition. Bangladesh. Pakistan. Sri Lanka. Iran away and that is what many commentators see England doing.
Get well soon,David BI.

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Subject: To SID and Merv


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still Happy)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 12:07:59pm

No I am not too sore after my bollockings.
But you don't have to worry-nobody will knock at your door
saying "hello Daddy"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That made me laugh.
The merchant seaman wasn't my true love-just a really great guy that I was very fond of and had some fun times with.
Anyway here we go again but this info will be posted on the wrong site-upsetting Brian AGAIN!!!- his name is Mick Watson and he was on the HMTS MONARCH back in 1966 when I met him.
He'd be 60 now and will have changed I know but back then he was around 5ft 5/6inches and had sandy hair and was stockily built. He was a cable hand.
Ages ago someone on the OTHER section gave me details of where I could purchase info on him-I got that info-then guess what?- my flaming laptop crashed!!!
But I won't go on because I don't want to take up too much space. Thanks again Sid and Merv xxx

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Subject: "Aurora" cruise


Author:
Graham R774640 (amazed)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 27, 03:40:07pm

Just been on a cruise, we left on 3rd Nov and Southhampton
council had laid on a "Firework Display and Party" for the residents, the fireworks were on a tug anchored just off the docks, the Captain took us just off the dock placed the ship beam on to the display held it there with no tugs in the tide etc for 1/2 hour. Amazing what they can do nowdays, maybe thats why there are no proper "AB's around these days no tugs, no derricks etc.

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Subject: Merv


Author:
Patricia Loft (Happy)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 04, 09:48:09pm

Merv-ta for your reply.
Ha ha ha-he wasn't 5 1/2 foot-he was 5ft 5/5ft 6.

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Subject: Jingle Bells


Author:
Vernon (Aussieland)
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Date Posted: Saturday, December 01, 06:25:08am




Jingle Bells (Aussie style)



Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Cheers
Vernon

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Subject: Beware !!


Author:
Roger Wolfe in Tassie (Oh Dear !!)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 02, 08:43:38pm

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this bloke handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the heck happened to you?"
He told the bloke the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other bloke shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."

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Subject: LADIES OF THE NIGHT


Author:
Frank Ferri (Leith, Scotland) (Is it still there?)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 20, 10:20:56am

HI Guys,
I found this business card in my memerobillia I'd forgotten all about. Its Reads
Madame Clotilde
Quartos com o maximo comforto e higiene
invites you to pay a visit to her house
where you can have a jolly good time
MORADA Rua Do Ferregial 11 2* Andal
Address Lisboa * Floor
TEl 2 7506
Unfortuneatley Brian does not have facilites to show it.
Can anyone remember these premises and what was it all about, perhaps a rest home for old mariners?
Cheers Frank

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Subject: Hello all


Author:
Patricia Loft (Still a happy little person)
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Date Posted: Sunday, December 02, 11:33:37am

Hello.
I've had a few bollockings for either not being a lady or
posting jokes on the wrong site.
OK OK OK-I have learned my lesson and will be a good girl
from now on.
Shit-I'm 61-had a good life (which I hope won't stop)-had a Merchant Seaman boyfriend back in the mid 60's ( who I am still trying to find ) and want to stay happy.
Now I guess I supposed to tell a joke or be funny?
Sorry-that will have to wait until I've calmed down!!

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