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Author: Des Taff Jenkins (Happy) |
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Date Posted: Thursday, March 27, 07:42:30am Hi All. From the latest NSW Vindi news. A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table. The waiter said, this is from that gentleman sitting over there. She stared at the wine cooly for a moment then wrote a note, and gave it to the waiter for the man. The note read " For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants. After reading the note the man decided to compose one of his own and had it delivered to the Lady. It read Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be. I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMWWZ8, Mercedes CL600 and a Porche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches! Just send the bottle back. Cheers Des [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |