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Subject: To Make You Laugh


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Barbara Ryan (In a good mood)
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Date Posted: Tuesday, December 18, 06:41:36pm

Hope you won't mind me posting this joke.

2 men working in a sewer when one says 2 the other-"Every lump of s**t that comes along here I know where it came from".
The other chap says "Go on then -prove it".
They wait a while and a piece floats by.
"See that-it belongs to old Mr.Smith at No.22".
After about an hour another piece floats by.
"That one belongs to Mrs. Jones at No.54".
Another few minutes go by and sure enough along comes another piece with a flag on it.
"That's my wifes" he says.
The other chap is says "how on earth do you know that?"
"Easy" he says - "It's got my sandwiches tied to it"

Hope you appreciated that and that it wasn't too rude!!

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