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Date Posted: 18:55:59 04/11/02 Thu
Author: confused.
Subject: not a poem. just a pitiful cry for sympathy.

Must be a Case of the Wednesdays

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The people next door were blaring music all night
So I blared mine to compensate vengefully.
Guess whose house the authorities visited.
Bummer.

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The power went out last night.
The time saving battery in my alarm clock was dead.
My body woke me up two hours before work starts.
I fell asleep at the computer checking my email
And woke up two hours before work ends.

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I sat and ate dinner feeling lonely
Filling myself up on mac and cheese.
Later, my friends invited me out to eat.

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I sat down to watch TV and couldn’t find the remote.

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My friends came to see me while I was in the shower.

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I found the TV remote in the bathroom.
Its batteries were missing.
I had used them for my alarm clock the night before
Incase the power went out.

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My friends left three fortune cookies outside my door
As a sympathetic care package.
I chose the one in the middle.
My fortune was blank
And the cookie cut my lip.

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To make a long story short,
I went to bed and bumped my head
On the wall.

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Must be a case of the Wednesdays.

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