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Subject: redneck joke .......4x4 momma

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Anonymous

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Date Posted: 10:32:53 01/13/07 Sat

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He
doesn't seem to be
breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head. The
other redneck whips
out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "I think
Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says, "Just
take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he is
dead."

There is a silence...followed by a gun shot.

The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now
what?"

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Subject	Author	Date
LOL I think I know these guys! (NT)	Anonymous	18:47:57 08/07/11 Sun