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Subject: Black Testicles


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Date Posted: 18:22:31 01/09/07 Tue

Black Testicles
>>
>> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask
> over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
> hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him
a
> partial sponge bath.
>> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
> here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
> "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the
> covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
> testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
>> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
> them, Sir!!"
>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,
> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......
>> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

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LOL Very cute (NT)Anonymous11:28:54 01/12/07 Fri

toooo funny .....I read this one at work they all loved it also ... 4x4 momma (NT)Anonymous21:02:41 01/12/07 Fri

I have a real life story similar to this. I was a student nurse, and had a wonderful guy patient. Diabetic, double amputee, and poor guy had a wound on his testicles, that I had to change the dressing for each shift. We were talking while I was doing the dressing change, and he was kidding me about being a student nurse. He was telling me that we was going to give me a terrible evaluation and tell my instructor how awful I was. I looked up with a grin on my face and said, "You just remember what I 'm changing a bandage on right now...." , He grinned and said,"You're the best student nurse ever, I'd give you an A+++, tell your instructor to come in here so I can tell her how wonderful you are!'' We both busted out laughing! Great patient, best story from nursing school!Anonymous21:42:22 01/12/07 Fri

hahaha (NT)Anonymous18:46:16 08/07/11 Sun


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