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Date Posted: 18:22:31 01/09/07 Tue Black Testicles >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask > over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four > hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a > partial sponge bath. >> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only > here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, > "Nurse, are my testicles black?" >> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his > testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the > covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his > testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. >> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with > them, Sir!!" >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, > "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very > closely...... >> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k? [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |