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Date Posted: 11:32:04 04/11/08 Fri Italian Honeymoon After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?' Luigi said, 'Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down.' 'Whata you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni. 'Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta vino, some nice cigars for me, and we wasa lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'you no eat in disa car. Musta use a dining car.' So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of nice-a vino! Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car. While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.' 'We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to maka da sweet love and the conductore, he walka through da hall shouting atta da top of heesa voice 'Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !' 'I says-a 'Folka you' - Nexa time, I'm justa gonna take-a da bus!' [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |