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| Subject: I think I want to be Jewish! ~Sally the Cable Chick~ | |
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Date Posted: 14:19:28 04/11/08 Fri No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult their Rabbi. The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, & makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, & should bring on an orgasm." They go home & follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man, & he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, & the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay,"he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife, & you wave the towel over them." Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, & hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, & the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man, & says to him triumphantly: "You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel!" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |