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Subject: The Farmer

Author: Anonymous

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:32:28 07/10/08 Thu An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it." The man shouts back,"I'm from New York and I'm down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The Amish man said, "Use two hands, you'll get more." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]