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Subject: Senior pre-nup by ~Sally the Cable Chick~

Author: Anonymous

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 04:21:46 07/18/08 Fri An old man and woman were about to get married, but they decided they should have a prenuptial agreement. The woman said, "I'd like to keep my house." The old man said, "That's fine." The old lady said, "I'd like to keep my Cadillac too." The man said, "That's fine." The woman said, "I'd like to have sex 6 times a week." The man said, "Ok, put me down for Fridays." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]