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Subject: HAD TO SHARE THIS ONE WITH EVERYONE!!

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Date Posted: 23:15:49 08/19/08 Tue

Laugh of the Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

(This one is too funny to not forward.)

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed

to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told

us that

'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary

plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that

would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to

raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said,

'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch'

HOPE YOU ALL LIKED THIS ONE!!
HAIRSPRAY HOTTIE!!

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Subject	Author	Date
I like that one, too funny. I have to email that one to everyone I know (NT)	Anonymous	23:21:00 08/19/08 Tue


THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER! ~Sugar Cookie (NT)	Anonymous	09:48:22 08/20/08 Wed