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| Subject: I thought I was a COWBOY????? ~Sugar Cookie | |
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Author: Anonymous |
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Date Posted: 09:49:58 08/20/08 Wed An old cowboy Named Cliff sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about sex with women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about sex with women. When I shower, I think about sex with women. When I watch TV, I think about sex with women. I even think about sex with women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of sex with women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.' [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |