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Subject: I got your mama


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Date Posted: 17:48:34 11/17/08 Mon

Little Kari came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother what she wanted.


"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Now, Little Kari was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into
trouble at school and at home.

Kari's mother asked her if she thought she deserved to get a bike for
Her birthday.

Little Kari, of course, thought she did.

Kari's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and tell him
why she deserved a bike for her birthday.

Little Kari stomped up the steps to her room and sat down to write God a
letter.

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Kari

Kari knew this wa! sn't tr ue. She had not been a very good girl this year,
So she tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Kari. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and
I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Kari

Kari knew this wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and started
again.


LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I will be
A good girl if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Kari

Kari knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get her a
bike.
By now, she was very upset. She went downstairs and told her mother she
wanted
to go to church.

Kari's mother thought her plan had worked because Kari looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," her mother said.

Kari walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. She
Looked around to see if anyone was! there. She picked up a statue
of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the
church,
down the street, into her house, and up to her room.

She shut the door and sat down and wrote her letter to God.

LETTER 4:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.

Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

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