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Subject: Granny would like a pair of dem' slippers!


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Date Posted: 00:18:23 11/27/08 Thu

Well ole Granny here sho' would like a pair of dem' fancy slippers that Mr. Pageant Man is a offering down below. (So glad he included a pitcha of them gorgeous things!) I was thinkin maybe he could add a few rhinestones to mine fo' me and they would sho' be eyecatching to wear when my little Bobby Jo goes to do dem' fancy pageants! Heck, I could even get me a matching headband and all dem' pageant mommas would be so jealous of ole Granny they would most likely be pea green with envy! And heck, if'n one of dem' ole flea bitten mutts those pageants moms is always a draggin' to pageants was to happen to pee on de flo I could just scrub my fancy, rhinestoned, aborbent slipper across the puddle and soak it right up! Mr. Pageant Man, you better put a patent on dem' things sho' enough!

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Howdy Granny! I already ordered mine! My tootsies have never smelled better! Make sure you wear some BRIGHT GREEN toenail polish girl! With glitter in it! WOO HOO! ~Sugar (NT)Anonymous08:59:43 11/28/08 Fri

Granny Your Slippers Are Waiting For You (Click In)... ~Mr. Man~Anonymous17:34:51 12/04/08 Thu


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